Allergic To Cats

I'm so allergic to cats that if I come within ten feet of one,I start to sneeze.Then I swell to the size of an dinosaur.My skin breaks out red,puffy bumps and I begin to cry.One time I spent the at my smelly friend Dave's house. In the middle of the night, his cat came and slept on my tummy. When I woke up, my throat was swollen and I felt like I'd swallowed a pig. My sleeping bag was so furry that I had to go to the Hospital and get a shot.The only good thing about being allergic to cats is that I get to have a pet blowfish instead!